If you reblog this. Each one of you will get this in your SUBMIT BOX
Not just a john though.
YOU WILL GET A HOMESTUCK CHARACTER THAT YOUR BLOG REMINDS ME OF. So that can literally be anyone from homestuck. Its up to me. since its my opinion.
So you will need your submit box OPEN Or else i can NOT get it to you.
I doubt this will get any reblogs. Thats why i think i can do every single one of you who reblogs this.
I’m here to tell you how to find your ~ACTUAL~ patron troll!
John Egbert was born April 13th, which actually makes him an Aries. But Aradia isn’t his patron troll, it’s Vriska.
April is the 4th month of the year, thus making his birthday 4-13 in those number date things.
Fef? Really? But I’m a Scorpio and vriska’s my fav troll anyway.
That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
I want one
Hey kid, what’s going on, want to check out my pit of souls?
Yeah, those souls sure are way deep down in that pit there huh?
Or… not? Get your hands out of my soul pit.
Okay, I’ll admit that’s apparently some impressive reach…
Like, really impressive reach….
THIS HAS ALWAYS BOTHERED ME BLESS THE OP
This has driven me nuts FOREVER!
A Fire Pit IN THE POOL
A Door That Turns into a Ping-Pong Table
Chilled Produce Drawers in the Kitchen
A Wine Cellar Trap Door
A Sleepover Room
A Door Handle That Automatically Turns Off Electricity and Gas When You Leave
A Swing-Set Dining Table
A Built-In TV for the Bathtub
A Glass-Encased Fireplace
A Loft Hammock
A Hot Tub That Flows from the Inside to Outside
A Huge Round Bedroom Window
A Stained-Glass Door
A Library Staircase/Slide
A Bone-Shaped Pool for Your Dog